What does it say about a hospital when I have to come in and keep the pillows fluffed? You guys need to handle your shit.

[She's sitting in a hospital room, in a chair by the window. The sun is laughing in the background. There are bags under Santana's eyes today, and she skimped on makeup. It's been a long week. First the mission, then Tenten ( Read more... )

[Santana's spent a long time moping around the city being antisocial, but it's about enough of that. Brittany's back, she went on her first mission, she saved a life. She is completely back to normal. Better than normal! Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing...]What's up ( Read more... )

Caroling's canceled. We're not doing shit without Brittany.

I'm just gonna wait for her to get back. It would be a lot quicker if those Neanderthal construction workers would just let me into the sewer. That's where she usually is.

Why would BREW send you home if you're more fucked there than you are here? I know it's dripping with malware from all of Shibusen's goat porn, but if the wish was to not get gang banged by witches, you'd think granting the wish would mean keeping the people who want to be here and not the ones who hate you.

What a load of crap.

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Death City just got ten times hotter. I would say it just got ten times more tolerable, too, but I still can't trust a place that makes you chose between Playdead and Tanthrax. Neither of those sounds like something I want up my vag, thanks.

Also, it's freezing. I miss my fur.

[Filtered to Gai]

Gai. Can we talk real quick?

This place...

[Santana holds a finger up to the screen. Give her a second. She needs to take a couple deep breaths. In, out. In...okay.]This place, is fucked. Right. Up ( Read more... )

Anybody else notice that Death City's hot-to-fug ratio is way off? How does anyone get anything done around here without staring at each other and walking into shit? Or just jumping each other right there?

It's weird.

[Now that Karofsky's marathon in closeted homosexuality is done with, Santana's a lot more optimistic about things in Death City. That was definitely the dumbest possible way to go about it, but isn't that why she has him? To make him do stupid shit so she doesn't have to? Something like that. It was dumb, but it definitely worked ( Read more... )

So, this place is pretty ghetto ( Read more... )

[Hi, Death City. Please extend a warm welcome to one (1) pissed off Latina. She turns on the camera, and takes a deep breath, as she averts her eyes. The pause is to avoid bursting out in angry screams. Instead, have angry bitching, as she finally starts to speak.]

This is stupid. I said I wanted to go to Vegas, not Death City, where everyone ( Read more... )